Aaaaaaannnnnndddd...
Your suspicions have been confirmed. The human piece of feces that many of us adore has indeed purchased the 18K Gold Time Bomb with only one intention:
http://cgi.ebay.com/Oakley-Limited-Edition-TimeBomb-18K-Solid-Gold-Watch-/200490613546?cmd=ViewItem&pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2eae2bfb2a
I should have made the seller an offer while the opportunity presented itself. At least it would have went to a home where it would have been cherished, not flipped for profit.