Nice story - the guy was clearly a newbie - but kind of an idiot too....If he is a "gearhead" - how the hell could he not know what the 1320 was for?? 
 
Also.... 
 
" how this guy Oakley was a fanatic talking about thermonuclear protection and sunglasses in the same sentence." 
 
I should like to meet this guy named "Oakley"....  I'm sure  he has learned the error of his comments if he has truly become a fan....since the article is over a year old.  Plus, how could you possibly live in CA and not be able to find Oakley???  Cripes man, if you can order from O.com, surely you can find a store or 8 from O.com....