Sounds like Dawn's company. Those bastards get wasted from 10am.


~Yukio

Irr firrbium juisubm Pit Boss forgetten agreesum dooshbagum umm fuththehaterz kissmyass come kicckmyass ifyou have somethimgsay aboutthe Pit bring iton cause yer a pussy forcallngit out.. Oakley ZEEE. Come Play with ME.

sorry... been drinking... You Puss... Shutthe fuck up if itits not yer speed. Hang on or shut the fuck up,

Oh... Did I say that out loud?? Shame on me.

In the drunk thread - its' gloves off - come play with me

or

Shut the f$ck up,

If you wanna play - we can do it here.

Ok - I'm out for blood... where do we start?

This new Spike series is a pretty good start. Deadliest Warrior. Pretty fucked up stuff, if you ask me.

Very cool.

::glug glug glug::


~Yukio

Bringing this back up.
Does half a bottle of Tylenol Cough & Sore Throat count? Especially if taken along side a can of Red Bull and some nasal decongestant?

I am feeling a little dizzy, after all. But better than when I trudged in here.


~Yukio

a shot of 50/50 Listerine and Tabasco Sauce cures all....make sure its the brown (caramel) Listerine.. not that weak ass green stuff.

Yep... Just sayin'...

Dunno if I have mentioned this in a while but...

Bryan is still a puff... Berk actually and an overall Wanker.

I mean that in a good way 'cause if I called him a syphillis infected lesbian horse f$cker or a sperm belching gutter slut I don't think he'd understand what I was saying - thereby not getting the full effect.

I’m going to write a song called “Nik is a great big fu**ing puff, who can’t hold his fu**ing ale”
Written in major sevenths, with soaring choruses, Paul McCartney himself could only dream of, possibly sung by a Christian choir..
It will be number one across the globe, with young and old whistling it as they go about their daily business.
And everyone on the planet will know “Nik is a great big fu**ing puff, who can’t hold his fu**ing ale”

Ohh I’ve just got the chorus, you gonna love it Nik..

I think I've got Hall and Oates interested

Seriously??? Couldn't get Night Ranger interested?? Puff...


Looking forward to hearing the chorus.

You actually used the phrase "soaring chorus"....

You are the King of puff. I rest my case.

First rehearsal with the full band and Hall and Oates had musical differences on the intonation on the second “f**k”, sadly they came to blows, an ugly scene ensued and I’m afraid to say the little fella with the tash, a fiery character, has bloodied the nose of the good looking blond chap.
On the bright side Susan Boyle has agreed to stand in.

Well thank God she's standing in.

You're cheating... you sir are not drunk!

My local liqour store clerk would disagree.

But i'm more leaning toward your opinion.

Sad though that it's damn near 10 am here and... yeah - I still am.

Yer still a Berk....

I'm not drunk, but I really want to be right now.

Does that count?


~Yukio

Whores are failing me... Especially Dawn. Why create a thread and then abandon it? I ponder.

I woulda been here more in the last couple weeks, except that I was borderline on dehydration.
But I'm all better now and ready to get sloshed again! =D

Can't make any excuses for that Dawn character.


~Yukio

Tonight I plan to drink until I'm someone elses problem....

Note to self... Not everything works out as planned.

Did you become your own problem?


~Yukio

generally....

I'm a few drinks sour at this particular moment in time. Howzabout y'all?


~Yukio

I have been doing so well with beer this spring. I found a new Sam Adams, Blackberry Wit. It's is frakkin awesome and goes down so smooth. I took a case to a party 3 weekends ago and drank 2 sixes in a matter of an evening. Took another case to a party 2 weekends ago and it was the top choice there. Took a case to a party this weekend, got sick on a freakin cigar I never smoked before and only got through two bottles. I feel so slighted by that damn stogie that I wasn't able to drink more Blackberry Wit.

Totally had a beer tonight! Mac ann Jacks African Amber, should be sold all over the USA.

I have just got home from a music festival.
I am veh veh drunk and I just wanted to say that Nik is a puff!

No change there then..