
Rick (The Doctor) Fawcett
 I sent this guy an email just for fun, check it out: 
 
You asked: 
"Take your fakes off. You are a disgrace to eBay and Oakley fans. Your auction has been reported to eBay as well as Oakley through the VERO program. You are committing a felony by holding these fakes out as genuine and there are many Oakley people that are on to you. I suggest you pull your auction and set up a little booth in some dark, dank back alley." 
 
His response: 
 
excuse me.......i have been told my oakley that these are real......and how can u acuse someone of selling fake sunglasses.....u are based in japan and u sold armani sunglasses for $50?????????, i think not 
 
Nice work Sherlock, I did sell a used pair of Armani's for $50.  I admit it, take me to jail.  And the worst part of it was that they were real.  I'm so ashamed.....what a tool.