Homer- Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.

Homer's Brain- It's a deal!

i cant beleive i forgot my favourite quote of them all.

homer screaming

"AAAAAHHHHGGGG!!!!!!!! BOOGIE MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

that is my email alert, lol

Thats good. So is the one where Homer and Bart are tethered together and they're at school, Bart is "learning" and Homer is sleeping and mumbling...

Homer: "Aaahhh... Aaahhh... COBRAS!!!!"

Bart: "Sorry ma'am, he has night terrors.

i dont think ive seen that one, which series?
probs one that the UK hasnt got yet.

*Class is laughing at Lisa during French class*


Class: hahahhahaha
Teacher: en francais...
Class: huh huh huh huh

When Willie is teaching French to the students...

"Gah, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys."

Lex, it's fromt eh first ep to feature Jugde Constance Harm. Bart and Homer are tethered due to Homer and Marges bad parenting.

Here's another of my fav exchanges when entering the fair where they get the horse Duncan Furious D...

Homer: Vietnam veteran.
Gatekeeper: Do you have a military ID?
Homer: ID? Damn Charlie didn't ask for ID when I fought at La Choy, and Chun King. I saw my best friend's head explode at Margaret Cho.
Marge: Homer, give him the fifty cents.

and this one...

Marge: Mmm, I'm happy about that. But I think you can be a good teacher and still respect our privacy.
Homer: Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system_ is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown.

In the one where homer gets the vocabulary builder tape instead of the weightloss tape

Marge, where’s that..... metal deely.... you use to.... dig.... food....
You mean a spoon?
Yeah, yeah!

Lol, thats a good one.

"Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is...... never try."

Homer: Marge, will you please pass me a donut?"
Marge: donut? what's a donut?
Homer: AAARRRGGHH!!! AAARRRGGHH!!! AAARRRGGHH!!!
*raining dounts outside*
Marge: it's raining again...

Dr. Hibbert was asked how to cure a problem and his solution was "Fire! And lots of it."

"mmm.... sweet venus!"

Ha lex thats my fave too..!!

My favorite is when everyone's auditioning for Mr. Burn's movie and they're all on stage going, "Exxcellent." Then Homer comes on and goes,"Exxactly.....D'oh!!"

Still makes me laugh to this day whenever I hear it.

When Homer has a crayon in his brain and is discussing its removal with a surgeon:

"This procedure could increase your brain power. Or may possibly kill you."

"Increase my killing powers heh? Let's do it."

"You're nothing like Smithers. Why, he doesn't even know the meaning of !"

__

"Hey there, Waylin."
"Who's the bear?"
"Oooh! Is that the 'Mr. Burns' you've always been talking about?"
"Woof!"
"Shut up, Stewart!"

"Homer: Marge, will you please pass me a donut?"
Marge: donut? what's a donut?
Homer: AAARRRGGHH!!! AAARRRGGHH!!! AAARRRGGHH!!!
*raining dounts outside*
Marge: it's raining again..."

i fookin love that episode with the time machine toaster, does anyone know which treehouse of horror ep it is?

I Think it is number 5 mate,with the shining spoof etc.

I just consulted the bible (The Simpsons: A Complete Guide To Our Favourite Family) and Lee's right. Treehouse of Horror V - Time and Punishment.

cool thank guys, fook i bet thats gonna be in the series 6 boxset which doesnt come out till fookin august
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

they need to speed these things up and release 1 every 2 months, 6 a year should catch us up soon enough.

I think all it needs to be is 2-3 a year, every 4 to 6 months. No need to go super fast but no more of this 8 to 10 month apart bullshit.

Phil what series are they airing in yankie at the mo?
cos if 6 is coming out late august its gonna take us fookin years to get up to date.

We just finished up season 16 this past sunday.