storm all Sunglass Hut locations in a coordinated move around the country...The employees of hut flipped out and....

started to shiver when they saw the undisputed leader of the attacking tribal; he wore his OTT, had a romeo in his hand , habanero's on his feet, and a big monster dog on a leash, it was......

Yukio, all dolled up with a purpose on a mission. He had Dawn next to him in a latex outfit, ap boots on, and wearing some one off pink tribal Monster Dogs with rare pink chrome lenses. She looked at the employees of hut with a piercing look and then, at that moment...

unleashed a tornado of round-house kicks that would make Chuck Norris pee his pants. Satisfied with her work, she wiped the sweat off her brow &

...Spat fire to finish off the traitorous swine and then moved on to...

the market filled with fauxkleys, which met a similar fate, however in a far more graphic manner. Satisfied with this latest victory, they...

...skipped hand in hand to the local soda fountain for a celebratory ice cream float. However, unbeknownst to them...

... The Coalition had gathered in their support in Vegas and decided...

that both yukio and dawn had to be rewarded because of their devotion to crush all the faukleys in hawaii, and tick would be the ceremonie-master of......

.... Destruction and rebirth! With their X-Metals on they...

bumped into Nik, who looked "just fabulous" in his newly acquired why 3 ruby clear. When completely out of the blue...

the slot machine Nik had been playing started pouring out the super jackpot of 25 million dollars!!! Damn Nik shouted as casino officials approached...Nik screamed out "The first thing I will buy with my winnings is"...

a plane ticket to go meet Arizona, so we can talked about that time when he...

(laughing my ass off here...)

"The time he..." ...pissed me off. On Nik's way to the airport he stopped off at the Vegas Vault to pick up some new X-Metals so he wouldn't look like such a puff in his why 3's where he ran into....

.. a lamppost. He'd seen some guy on some website somewhere, wearing all his Oakley at once, Nik tried to emulate this look with disastrous results. The only pair left unbroken were his favourite why 3 ruby clear. He smiled a toothless grin and…

shouted 'I feel so free, the world looks so blue!'. After filling his truck up with diesel, he looked into his wallet...

and found a void where once was much money for his Oakley fetish. What to do now, shouted Nik when all of the sudden...

he heard that plain song on the radio, the one that goes something like this;

"I'm roooockin my tye-dye, and if it don't look good on me, all women will hate it, y'all." With a fist of fury and rage...

Hahahaha ! I love this thread.

Nik stormed into the airport, where he met a latex gloved TSA inspector that proceeded to...

cower in fear at the very sight of the Oakley-clad behemouth storming towards him. Nik breezed right through. His Oakleys setting off every senser they had, and plopped down in first class yelling

where's that factory pilot when you need one !! I'm in a hurry to go out and

storm the O Stores in an attempt to collect every model with a...

"s" at the end of its name.

Of course, this quest would be easier if...