This is something that was suggested and I have been doing in one of my tech threads. It's been kinda fun - thought we might try it here. It will work or it won't...

I'm thinking that with our specific psychosis and illness - it might be interesting.

It works like this - I start a sentence but leave it in the middle - someone else ends it and starts another, or you can leave a sentence in the middle - whatever...

You get the drift.....

So, I start my sentence with;



When I start my morning - I look at my Oakley collection and....

keep wondering how i will fill that void in my tower.

Nice... When you end a sentence - start the next one...



...keep wondering how i will fill that void in my tower.

So then I open my tower....

(I started it with O - but you creative bastards can take it anywhere.... This is the "off-topic" thread).

...and i find miniature oompah loompahs guarding my tower. i suddenly hear a knock on my door and in comes Lex who...

Lex Luther of course. What kind of Oakley products is he wearing...

...oh my god - it's a Ruby OTT and he...

is smelling his socks of the evening before when he and bong went....

clubhopping. Apearantly, they've spend most of their night at the...

downtown disco ballroom, which has the lighting to make their O gear looks the best. While there, they met up with...

2 hookers. Partied hard and grabbed a bottle of....

Patron to get the party started. He was just pouring his first body shot when

Nik, the bouncer, walked up and grabbed bong by the

Hair and ask him what kind of year does he think it is !

HE then tells him to...

Share a shot of that Patron and he'll...

put on his oiled chaps and do an Irish jig with...

the shemale with the bottle of 151 Bacardi next to them wishing he/she was having that much fun...That is until Bong's....

cell phone started ringing with his "Cure" ringtone. The tranny, a big Cure fan his/herself stops writhing on Niks oiled leather tree stumps to turn it's attention towards a very surprised looking Bong who quickly

... takes advantage of the situation, straps on all 25 watches to one arm and knocks it back into a single gender again, which of course is ...

about time HAHA (pun intended). When the newly found woman saw the watch prints on her forehead she...

..would forever know the exact second she had her...

...heart attack, which caused the paramedics and the police to show up. Naturally, Nik and Bong left as fast as they could so they wouldn't get caught. They headed toward...

a straight bar in a better part of town (why the hell were we there in the first place?). On the way we stopped and picked up a couple of Whores and that swingin' cat Tick and....

wondered "straight bar? who are we kidding.
They wanted fun and the wanted it now. Why else would they

..be on a road trip to Wigstock. They hiked up their knickers and proceded to ...

..play hungry hungry hippo until their thumbs got blisters. Which led to an interesting line of questioning when the police pulled them over for...