My all time favourite was in one of the tree house of horrors stories when they did the King Kong rip off.

Mr Burns leads an expedition to find the beast and asks Smithers what he thinks about Marge joining the sea bound adventure on a steamship, to which Smithers replies:

"I think women and seamen dont mix"

I dare any of you to come up with a better one.

Homer pretends to be Mr Burns, Walks into a post office to get his letter that he wrote to Mr Burns back :

Homer : Hello, Im Mr Burns, ive come to pick up a letter for me

Person behind counter : Certainly, Whats your first name

Homer : I dooont Know

and in the who shot mr burns episode

"man alive, there are men alive in here??!"

really there are too many to list!

Bart: When I'm old enough I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass.
Homer: That is so cool! Okay, you can come.

--

Homer on the phone: A tabloid? Is that one of those really strong mints?

--

Homer: Look Kids! I just got my party invitations back from the printers!
Lisa: Come to Homer's B.B.B.Q. The extra B is for B.Y.O.B.B.
Bart: What's that extra B for?
Homer: That's a typo.

--

Homer: Waitamin Waitamin Wait a minute... Lisa honey, are you saying you are never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer: Pork Chops!?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer: Yeah right Lisa, a wonderful "magical" animal. Hehe.

--

Ralph Wiggum: I bent my Wookie.

--

Homer: Stupid like a fox!

Smithers! Release the robotic Richard Simmons.

In the Burns'Heir episode,Homer makes Bart read his index card at the audition,

Bart-"Hello, Mr. Kurns. Me bad want money now me sick."

Homer-"Ooh...he card read good"

Ralph: "Oh my ovaries!"

Milhouse: "My mom thinks I'm cool"

When Homer was what he was doing at out so late (he'd been drinking) but didn't want to tell the truth, his response was: "Pornography. I was buying pornography"

Shit Lee, that one completely slipped my mind.

How about this exchange:

Scientist: Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your subnormal intelligence.
Homer: Hey, I came here to be drugged, electricuted and probed, not insulted.
Scientist: We could remove the crayon for you! It could vastly increase your brain power! Or it could possibly kill you.
Homer: Hmm... increase my killing power eh?

And with one simple link I kill about an hour of your time stone dead.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Simpsons

and you thought the reveiw made for riveting reading!

=====================================

Lisa talks to homer about subliminal messages after he watched a chocolate advertisement to which he replies,

"Ahh Lisa, thats just a load of rich creamery butter"

Or you can just go here:

http://www.lardlad.com/quotes.shtml

or here:

www.snpp.com

Lol,thats funny.

In The Treehouse Of Horror V,The Shining episode,

Homer-"Urge to kill fading...fading...fading...RISING...fading...fading...gone"

Oak, it is bart who makes the ovaries comment when hes pretending to be sick in the wolf episode.

my fave is:

Marge: I don't want to snuggle with Max Power, I want to snuggle with Homer Simpson.
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!


Homer: There's the right way, the wrong way and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

and also

"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"

"mmmmmm.....beer."

Buh.

Sneh.

is this Phil's dream thread or what? LOL.

Ralph: me fail english? that's unpossible!

Homer: Vampires are make believe, like the Easter Bunny, Leprichauns and eskimos.

Bart: i don't know how it's physically possible but this sucks and blows at the same time.

Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the coolest guy in history, from the town of Springfiled, he's about to hit a chestnut tree... D'OH!

Milhouse: it started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

(Bart distracting people away from diarama competition) some kid says "Hey look everyone it's Bart" "Yeah and he's doin' stuff"

Homer 3-D " I wish I would've paid more attention to that wheelchair guy"

& can anyone remember when Homer sits down in the kitchen with Lisa to talk to her about something and has a beer, cut to about ten beers later and he says something, hammered, that made no sense at all but was funny as hell. I don't remember what he said. I just remember laughing a lot.

Homer: The joke's on you, tough guy! That gun's got no bullets!

Snake: Yo, like, totally give me the bullets!

Homer: (frightened) Oh! Okay, but don't shoot!

"I'll take him.....Do you have him in blonde?"

it's seems like others here are Simpsons nuts, too. Excellent.

Marge: I don't want to snuggle with Max Power, I want to snuggle with Homer Simpson.
Homer: Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the G's!

Geez, how the hell did I forget that one? That's one of my favourites as well. A classic, for sure.

"Beer...........the cause of, and solution to most of life's problems".

In the Colonel Homer episode,
After her song, Homer approaches Lurleen. ``Your song touched me in a way
I've never felt before. And which way to the can?''

That's not the wallet inspector...

"If I had my gun, I'd shoot you!"

"Yeah well...you don't"

Homer:

"C'mon Maude, the human wang is a beautiful thing."

"Sweet merciful crap!"

"He didn't get you gay did he?"

--

Marge to Homer: Put food in me.
Homer: I'll take that.

--

Headline: Banner bars booze, Booze barred by Banner.

--

Lisa: ...it was bad enough when you tried to pass yourself off as Tom Bosley, but Krusty?
Homer: You weren't complaining when I got you this close to Chachi.

"Oh, Lisa, you and your stories: Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain cells. Now let's go back to that...building...thingie... where our beds and TV... is."