I want to make fun of it. But then it also reminds me of an oversized shield Breadbox. After an initial 'bleh' reaction, I ended up loving me a good Breadbox. So who knows.

This is all I see...

I'm on the fence right now. I will admit that at first I also thought it was maybe a woman's frame. I do think it actually looks better on seabass and I kinda like the clear color-way.

I would never be able to pull that one off. Maybe one day when I start surfing I'll pick up a pair

That's a big ol "Negative" from me!

They look like they tried to modernize the old 3-D glasses from the old Disneyland attraction CAPTAIN EO !!! HAHAHAHAHA

Few extra colors

Your not helping matters, Dann.



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I kinda like em

Thats hilarious Hijinx! I can't get on board with these.

Thats hilarious Hijinx! I can't get on board with these. - jjoyce213

Right there with you! That's the first thing that popped in my head when I saw them, and I can't get that visual out my mind! HAHA

I can't... they look so cartoon'ish. If you can pull these off, much respect to you.

The lens shape kinda resembles an overhead view of .... cleavage.

I can't... they look so cartoon'ish. If you can pull these off, much respect to you. - H01B3RG

Some of us have pulled off stranger gear.

I can't... they look so cartoon'ish. If you can pull these off, much respect to you. - H01B3RG

Some of us have pulled off stranger gear. - qlr1

So true...

Not my jam LOL

- mlmguitar50

Yeah, works on smallish faces, I will definitely pass on that farcical piece.

So it's basically a Shield Frogskin. Looks like the photos finally hit the social media circuits where people are a little less reserved. It's painful reading the comments.

Rumor is Oakley stores will not stock these. They will be special order only.

Rumor is Oakley stores will not stock these. They will be special order only. - Defenderoftheo

Yea, looks to be an EP only.

I'm surprised it'll be a special order only pair with so many colourways offered.

I can see these being collector's items in 30 years. Kids will look back and say "That's crazy, I can't believe people wore that kinda stuff back then", much like what eyewear collectors say about stuff from the '70s and '80s. The aforementioned keyhole nosebridge on a shield is pretty unique. Personally, I'll gladly pass on these and leave it for everyone else to enjoy.

That matte uranium/jade colorway is awesome, not so sure about the frame at this point...It would be nice to see this combo as a refresh on current frames that have yet to see this colorway.

As a side note, I feel like a T-Pain or Lil Jon signature series is in the works with this one.

The Dual lens version which shares the same stems has a Matte Uranium/Emerald colorway. A little less flashy, but same general idea.